The Other Bounty Hunter of
Ord Mantell
“How
we doin'?” Han yelled from where he was pinned down behind a bunch
of crates. Blaster fire splattered off the other side of the stack,
and he ducked down even farther.
“Same
as always!” Luke responded from behind his own stack of crates. “At
least Leia got the droids to the Falcon!”
“Well,
I wish she'd give us some cover fire!”
“Rawr!”
Chewbacca roared his agreement as he fired his bowcaster over the
tops of the crates.
Han
looked up at Chewie, “How many do you think there are?”
The
wookie shrugged and let out an uncertain sounding grumble.
“That
many, huh?”
“Luke!”
Luke
was busy leaning around the corner of his pile of crates blasting
away. He suddenly dived forward and rolled up behind another stack of
crates a little farther down the docking platform, “What?!”
At that
moment, there was a low rumble from the Falcon, the sound of the
engines spinning up, and... the sound of them shutting down.
“Han!
I thought you said you fixed that!”
“It's
not my fault!”
Chewie
roared agreement with Luke.
“What?”
Han shrugged, standing up to high while doing so and causing another
round of blaster fire in his direction. Chewie yanked him down and
fired his 'caster around the side of the crates. There was a scream
off in the distance.
“Good
shot...”
“Chewie!”
Luke yelled. “Give me cover fire!”
Chewbacca
raised his blaster up over the tops of the crates and started
blasting away. Tiny explosions went off in the distance as the
bowcaster's powerful bolts pelted down. Luke dashed and dived around
two more stacks of crates before answering fire was directed his way.
“Kid's
gonna get himself killed...”
“Rawoor...”
“What
do you know? That wasn't my fault, either.”
A
couple of blaster shots rang off in the distance, then they heard the
sound of Luke's lightsaber igniting and a scream.
Chewie
let out a low chuckle.
“Shut
up. It's just luck.”
Han and
Chewie both let loose a few rounds of blaster before Chewie ducked
back down to reload his bowcaster.
“Get
to the ship. Help Leia get her started up.”
“Raoowr!”
Chewie
took off at a loping run while Han opened up with cover fire. There
was another scream from the direction that Luke had taken, and Han
mumbled, “Hope that was one of the bad guys...” He slumped back
down behind the crates.
After
waiting several moments, Han peeked around the edge of the boxes.
Just as he was taking aim at one of the thugs the bounty hunter had
hired, a voice said from behind him, “You're that kid with the
Deathmark, ain't ya?”
Han
dropped and spun, firing blindly, but a blaster over his shoulder
convinced him to raise his hands. He quirked up one side of his mouth
into a roguish grin, “You got me...” But the site that met his
eyes stole the rest of his words.
Leveling
a blaster at him, stood a man in a blazing white, sequined jump suit
complete with cape, his hair puffed up on one side. His teeth gleamed
as bright as the jump suit, and he answered Han with his own roguish
grin. Han had to shield his eyes from the glare off of the suit,
though, so he didn't catch the answering grin.
“Hey,
there, Son... You shot at me.”
Han
gave a little shrug, “You shot first.”
The man
jabbed his blaster at Han, “Actually, you shot first. I shot
second.”
Han
paused, nodded, “Okay... but you snuck up on me.”
“Sorry
about that... this, uh, this time hopper doohickey... well, it has a
mind of its own.”
“Riiight...”
“Look
here, Son,” the man in white said, waving his gun around
abstractedly, “I'm just here to help.”
“Then
why'd you shoot at me?”
“I
told you. Because you shot first.”
A new
voice joined in at that point, a rough voice from a very scarred
face, “What do we have here?” The scarred face looked over the
man in white, “And... what are you?”
Low
chuckles erupted from all around, and Han and the other man found
that while they'd been talking they'd been surrounded by the bounty
hunter of Ord Mantell and his thugs.
The man
in white shifted the aim of his blaster to the bounty hunter, Han
just kept his hands raised, his own blaster hanging loosely from his
fingers, and said, “I'm a bounty hunter same as you. Seems I've
caught this fella fair and square.”
The
scarred faced bounty hunter laughed, his pointy ears twitching
slightly as he did so, “Dressed like that!” The gathered thugs
laughed, too. “Are you sure you're not the entertainment? How do
expect to sneak up on anyone like that?”
“Hey,
ma-an, don't step on my blue suede shoes. I got the drop on this one,
didn't I? That was more than you could do.”
The
yellow eyes of the bounty hunter shifted quickly to the feet of the
man in white, “Your boots are white.”
“I
know what color my boots are. Why are we talking about my boots?”
A
grimace formed on the slightly snouty countenance of the bounty
hunter, “You said they were blue.”
“Ma-an...
you ain't nothin' but a hound dog. I didn't say anything about my
boots.”
Han
opened his mouth to speak, but the man in white said, “You keep
your mouth shut there, Son.” Han snapped his jaw shut.
“Look...
whatever you are, I'm taking this bounty. I've got you surrounded,
but I'm not getting paid for you, just for Solo, so, “and he
gestured with his blaster, “if you just put that thing away, we'll
let you walk out of here.”
The man
in white shifted, causing a thousand little flashes of light off of
his suit, “I told you I caught him fair and square.”
“And
I'm taking him from you fair and square,” grated out the rather
squat bounty hunter.
“See...
you're stepping all over my blue suede shoes, and I don't like it
when people, or... things..., step on my blue suede shoes.” He
shifted again as he gestured at the squat, pointy-eared bounty hunter
with the scarred face.
The
bounty hunter glanced down at the man-in-white's shoes again.
And
that's when a blaster bolt left a hole in his chest.
Before
the thugs could respond, more blaster bolts rained down from above
and Luke landed in their midst, lightsaber singing. The thugs ran.
Han
glanced down at the smoking muzzle of the blaster in the man-in-white's hand, “You shot him.”
The man
in white gave that roguish grin, “Yeah, I guess I shot first that
time.”
Luke
deactivated his lightsaber as Han leveled his blaster at the man in
white.
Luke
waved Han off, “He's okay, Han.”
Blaster
still pointed at the man in white, he said, “I'm just being safe.
He said he was here to collect the Deathmark on my head.”
“Hell,
Son, I just said that to get you out of this mess you were in. I said
I was here to help, didn't I?” To prove his point, he holstered his
blaster.
Chewbacca
dropped down next to Han and grumbled at him. Han answered, “You're
sure?”
“Roowr.”
Looking
uncertain, Han put away his own blaster.
Off in
the distance, the sound of the Falcon's engines started cycling
again. Then the sound of them failing. Followed by them catching and
the engine coming to life.
“Hey,
there, Son... You better get that looked at.”
Han
grimaced, “Thanks...”
“Just
trying to help.”
“C'mon,
Han, let's go,” Luke said as he held out his hand to the stranger.
“Thanks.”
“Anytime...
anytime...”
The
three companions turned to go, leaving the man in white standing
alone. As the rounded the corner of the crates, Han turned back,
“Hey... I didn't catch your name.”
“Elvis...
but you can call me The King.”
Han
gave his sideways grin, “Okay... well, thanks, King.”
“Hey,
it was nothing.”
“You're
pretty good in a fight... why don't you come with us?”
“Thank
you very much... but you ain't seen nothin'. I didn't even get out my
karate.”
Han
blinked, “What?”
Elvis
kicked on foot into the air and made a slashing motion with his right
hand, “I have a black belt.”
“Oh...
well... thanks again...”
Han
walked on around the crates but, then, felt as if he should make the
offer one more time and turned back.
Elvis
was gone.
Good scene. Love the dialogue and interwoven humor & action. Good luck! ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say... Rawr. Throwing a wookie into the mix makes it a winner already as far as I'm concerned. Well done. It was a tough prompt.
ReplyDeleteGreat action scene!
ReplyDeleteI'm really with Rusty on this one. I love the Wookie addition.
ReplyDeleteThis. Was. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteIf there really was a Planet Awesome, this story would be the mayor of it. That's right: Planet Awesome is ruled by a Mayor. Why? Because mayors are awesome.
Thanks everyone! Actually, the hardest part of this one for me was deciding on which idea to go with. It was fun to write.
ReplyDeleteBriane, can a story be a mayor?
Elvis has left the building! Haha, this was fun. Enjoy your Amazon GC. ;-)
ReplyDeleteShannon: I got half the prize, but I'm good with that, because Rusty wrote a great entry, too.
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