Friday, March 23, 2018
My Left Knee
No, really, the last several pairs of jeans I've had have all worn out over my left knee before the more obvious places of, say, like, my right pocket where my keys stay. That used to always be where my jeans would wear out first. But, now, it's the left knee.
Why would it be the left knee? Is my left knee sharper than my right knee? It doesn't look like it is. Does the cat have something to do with all of this?
Maybe he's mad because I didn't take him to the opera, and he's taking it out on my pants?
Whatever it is, it's a mystery to me.
All I know is that it's time for a new pair of pants.